Love letter by a programmer.


Awesome mail By a Programmer…  but d best part is signature   J

 

 

Sweetheart ,

 

I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local train platform and realized that you are the only site I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely; this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real debugger for me now.

 

My life is an uncompiled program without you, which never produces an executable code and hence is useless.

 

You are not only beautiful by face but all your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.

 

Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes processing power.

 

When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my program modules are running smoothly and giving expected results. /*which I never experienced before.*/

 

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if we are linked together, I¡¯ll provide you all objects & libraries necessary for a human being to live an error free life.

 

Also don`t bother about the firewall which may be created by our parents as I¡¯ve strong hacking capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their security passwords and make them agree for our marriage .

 

I anticipate that nobody has already logged in to your database so that my connect script will fail.

And its all but certain that if

this happened to me, my system will crash beyond recovery.

 

Kindly interpret this letter properly and grant me all privileges of your inbox. Error free…

 

 

 

Regards,

Jay

Software Pogrammer

Today This company

Tommorrow That Company

But always want ur company!

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About Tejas

I am a fun-loving person, who lives in the moment. I don't plan too much into the future.... I am a twitterholic , net-o-maniac, gadgetfreak all rolled into one. I blog about anything to everything (or nothing) that interests me.
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